The Amazing Adventures of Goofus Guy, Ghetto Boy and the Half-Assed Sisters

The adventures of Goofus Guy and the Half Assed Sisters finally came to a end today around 2:00. The two adventurers had planned to get out of dodge around nine this morning but a series of mishaps prevented them leaving until much later. Its been a a raucous and rowdy holiday adventure and after a brief reunion with Ghetto Boy it all had to finally come to an end. We bid a fond farewell to our sweet desperadoes. They have left an empty place in our hearts and on the side of our front yard. For now we bid you Adieu, Happy Trails and God Speed.